A Cat's Christmas
(poem by carlton Cards,Cleveland Ohio)
Twas the night before Christmas
and all throught the house...
Not a Creature was stirring
not even a mouse.
*
'Cuz the cat had pounced on him
and tore him apart...
Ate his mousey intestines
and chewed up his heart
*
Kitty thought he heard sleighbells,
which made him take pause...
He stopped daintily licking
the blood from his claws.
*
"Must be Santa," thought Kitty
(that quite clever cat>.
'Ciz nobody else climbs down
the chimney like that.
*
Indeed it was ol' Santa,
so jolly and fat
With a huge load of presents
and all for the cat!
*
"Wow, the best Christmas ever!"
Kitty thought with a purr...
Then he coughed up a hairball
and shed some more fur.
